Tuesday, 14 August 2012

1st 2nd and 3rd pregnancy

Someone sent me this e-mail and I thought it was funny and somewhat true. I'm on my 2nd pregnancy and I almost feel bad giving the new baby all of Dani's old clothes and toys. I'm sure she'll get some new ones from friends and family and it's definately more cost effective to pass things down but I still feel like she's being gypped a little before she's even born.

 Even being the oldest of three my mother has loads of pictures of me and very few of my youngest sister. I think I'm going to try to be more conscious when this new baby come and take just as many pics of her as I did with Dani. We'll see what happens. :-)

 Anyway, read this it's kind of funny.
Differences between first, second and third child

 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

Preparing for the Birth:
 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
 2nd baby: You don’t bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn’t do a thing.
 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

The Layette
 1st baby: You pre-wash newborn’s clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby’s little bureau.
 2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
 3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can’t they?

 1st baby: At the first sign of distress—a whimper, a frown—you pick up the baby
 2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
 3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

 1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
 2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby’s bottle.
 3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

 1st baby: You change your baby’s diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
 2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
 3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

 1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, Baby Zoo, Baby Movies and Baby Story Hour.
 2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
 3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners.

Going Out
 1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
 2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
 3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home
 1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
 2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn’t squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
 3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children

Swallowing Coins
 1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays
 2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
 3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!

 P.S Is anyone else losing followers? I had 139 last week and now I have 137. WTH? Am I the only one going in the opposite direction? I know I've been slacking a little but don't give up on me. :-(

Quote of the Day
There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.
                                                                 –Douglas Everetts


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